tales from the bong #10

geez. alcohol is a really hilarious thing. it makes everyone way more hilarious, except for when you're watching cops. then it's not that hilarious. except for when you see meth addicts. then it's UBER hilarious.

i don't know why i haven't blogged in a while. it's actually quite sad that i haven't been able to share my stoner thoughts with everyone. WAAAMP WAAAMP WAAAAAAAAMP WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP. hahaha ANYWAYS.

i want to give many hollers to my homies that find humour in my ridiculous stories. and i also want to thank marijuana and hendricks gin for supporting my bullshit. the best part about this is that it's FUCKING 10pm RIGHT NOW. wtf!!!

obviously i need to smoke more weed. ROFLLOLWTF#YOLO#HOLLAI'MDRUNK.

ok. the end!