internet wtf of the week: bitstrips comics (UGH!)

So today is wednesday, and it feels like a lifetime since I've last shared something really annoying and possibly insightful with the world. Independent reviews of my burger weekend will follow, so don't worry about not hearing me freak out about the best food on earth.

Moving along, since I've been absent for some time, I've decided to fire off my return with a "internet wtf of the week". This week's installment will be about those stupid bitstrips cartoons everyone seems to be posting.

I'm not sure where you've all been for the past, I dunno, 100 years, but this kind of thing could have been achieved by everybody at some point. Its called "drawing". I'm guessing the reason why everyone is so into it all of a sudden is because (ta-da!) we live in a day and age when people are so fucking lazy and are only willing to do something for instant gratification.

That being said, please take note of the following as it applies to all of you bitstrips geeks: your cartoons aren't funny, so let real animators and writers take care of that shit. Also, there is zero similarity your cartoon bears of you, so please stop attempting to make yourself the equivalent of a simcity citizen. Its almost like taking a selfie and then making it into a cartoon. PLEASE, JUST STOP.

For the rest of the world that has their head on kinda straight and aren't going to dive into internet fads quite as quickly, thank you for helping make the world a mildly more productive place by not wasting precious time, energy, and paid resources to vandalize the internet with the most annoying shit possible.

You know what's way funnier? Real photos of you doing the shit you're "doing" in a bitstrip comic. At least then the internet can actually laugh at you.

Happy hump day!